adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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