dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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