You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize