Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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