Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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