How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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