Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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