After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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