I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?