so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.