Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.