I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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