i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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