why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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