what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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