We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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