one might say we're banned from that church
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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