Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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