If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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