my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today