Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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