Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?