How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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