sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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