He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize
