Umm I'm too high to move.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i came on her dog
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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