this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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