Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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