we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
