did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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