I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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