yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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