On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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