Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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