And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
