Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
