i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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