the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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