"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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