your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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