I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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