You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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