Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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