Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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