You're my little dorito
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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