its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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