Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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