is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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