So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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