i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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