Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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