Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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