dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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