id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How does it feel to date your dad?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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