okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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