That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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