some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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