I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
Randomize
